"Loved it from start to finish - Jon Hausman was a tremendous performer".
JON HAUSMAN ********************************************************************************************
HAUSMAN COMEDY: Press
Jon Hausman's just some older white guy no one wants to listen to..... Hey wait a minute.....
JOHN McCAIN ****************************************************************************************************** (Aug 8, 2008)
"Freakin' hilarious. Abso-LUTE-ly freakin' hilarious. What - you got a problem with that?"
ANDREW TESTOSTERONI ***********************************************************************************************************************************************
"I agree with whatever Mr. Testosteroni said."
GUY TRYING NOT TO GET BEAT UP BY ANDREW TESTOSTERONI *******************************************************************************************
"Well, genetics is basically a crapshoot. No one's to blame, really."
AMY HAUSMAN - sister **********************************************************************************************************************************************************
"Pays attention well, only occasionally disruptive, reading comprehension seems to be improving, an inspiration to the students with more natural gifts."
MRS. MELIUS - 3rd Grade Teacher - P.S. 19 - Albany, NY ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
"I really think they're taking this 'OPEN' concept a bit too literally."
EMCEE GUY FROM THE OPEN-MIKE ************************************************************************************************************
Jon Hausman is der, I mean the, funniest engineer there is. I would never miss a show of his were I not dead, which, unlike Elvis, I most definitely am. Unfortunately, for all my theories and knowledge I have never been able to overcome THAT time-space boundary.
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Journal of Nuclear Comedy **************************************************************************************************************************************************************
Definitely NOT the father of my child.
Being dead totally sucks. Umm...... line, please? Oh yeah. BOO.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH ******************************************************************************************************************************